A guardian but it makes sad waluigi noises every time link is near it and the user says smash bros near the mic
When you’re watching queer eye but then they roast the client for doing something you do

A guardian but it makes sad waluigi noises every time link is near it and the user says smash bros near the mic
When you’re watching queer eye but then they roast the client for doing something you do

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*
my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*
Ok, so my roommate and I just watched the incredibles 2 (it was fucking amazing btw) and my roommate pointed out something to me that has me really pumped!
So there’s this new character by the name of voyd

She’s really cool. She’s got the power to open extradimensional portals (think blink from X-men but more range). And she might be a trans woman!
First let’s take a look at incredibles art style. In this art style, men tend to have tall, slender heads

Where as women tend to have short, wide heads

Now scroll on back up to voyd. Her head is tall and slender.
Now, moving on to the body. Women in their prime in the incredibles art style tend to have big breasts (see elastigirl and mirage). But Voyd is a lot more flat chested. Also, she is of comparable height to elastigirl, but her shoulders are much much more broad.
Now take a look at the hair. The incredibles and incredibles 2 take place in 1962. Dyeing your hair outrageous colors was not commonplace back then, and for the most part the incredibles have normal hair colors and not like purple anime hair. But trans people will often dye their hair outrageous colors like that shade of blue, because it’s a part of their body that they can easily change. They may not be able to get on hormones yet, or it’s taking forever for the changes to happen, but you can dye your hair in just a few hours.
I am so excited about this! This is huge!Guys, let’s make this go viral!
I keep seeing these otherwise fantastic and magnificent Tumblr posts, about that horrible Stonewall movie, that basically boil down to:
they weren’t gay white men they were trans women of color
and as a trans person I’m excited and encouraged by the fact that so many people feel like it’s really important to say THEY WERE TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR. That it’s important that they’re trans, and that Sylvia Rivera was Puerto Rican, and that Marsha P. Johnson was Black.
but as a bisexual it kills me a little bit every time that nobody ever says they were *bisexual* trans women of color.
like, particularly since we’re specifically talking about the people who started the riots, people who were fundamental in the movement for the rest of their lives. We’re talking about Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson. Who were bisexual. [Citations: Sylvia Rivera, Marsha P. Johnson]
[Yes: there are a lot more bisexual/trans/people of color involved, including legendary Black trans activist Miss Major, who is amazing and whose sexuality I don’t know. (UPDATE: SHE’S BI TOOOOOO AND NONBINARY JUST LIKE THEM 💙💜💖 I’m on mobile so I can’t embed a link, but for now just search my blog for “Miss Major” to get the source.)
But this discussion tends to be centered particularly around these two and the “what is a white gay man doing throwing the first brick” fiasco.]
I haven’t reblogged each or any of these posts to say, one by one:
and bisexual
And bisexual
AND BISEXUAL
Because tbh, bisexual issues are so de-emphasized within the queer community that I think it would be interpreted as if I were tugging on the community’s sleeve and meekly piping up, “They were also Baby Boomers! Don’t forget!”
But today I figured out how to explain this.
When you say:
they weren’t *gay white men*
they were *trans women of color*
you’re correcting “[cis] men” with “trans women.”
You’re correcting “white” with “of color”.
And you’re erasing their sexualities as trans women of color.
You’re acting as though “trans woman” replaces “gay man”, as though trans is your sexual orientation. Or as though you can only be one kind of queer, and if you’re trans then that’s it, you can’t also count as bi, gay, or lesbian.
You’re also telling other bi and pan people that our identities and our contributions don’t matter – that no matter what we do, we’ll be remembered as we always have been, as something other than who and what we were.
You’re feeding the people who say things like “bisexuals don’t belong at Pride” and “when bisexuals fight for our issues they can be part of our community,” as if we haven’t been here from the literal beginning of the modern-day movement (and before). And as if we don’t share many of the same issues.
So: thank you for re-centering trans women of color in queer history. And please start re-centering their bisexuality too.
“You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-”
Don’t.
“You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-”
No.
“You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-”
No.
“I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-”
No.
“At least you act norm-”
Stop.
“I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-”
Maybe
Anonymous asked:
gaytranswerewolf answered:
Hi! Totally not a weird question. Just a heads up: if you were to get a monsplasty (or a “mons resection”, as they’re commonly called in trans guy bottom surgery circles) without meta or phallo, chances are that insurance won’t cover it/it’ll be billed as a cosmetic procedure. Some surgeons include monsplasty by default with metoidioplasty, others do so on a case-by-case basis, and others don’t offer it at all.
A “mons resection” is a bit like a mini tummy tuck—an incision is made (depending on personal anatomy) across the top of the mons pubis or slightly above it; the incision can be a few inches or span all the way from one hip to another. The mons is defatted and your junk is also pulled up higher on your body.
My surgeon, Dr. O’Brien-Coon, offers mons resection in the first stage (many surgeons don’t until the second), which was a big deciding factor for me—I definitely need one, and the sooner I can the better for my dysphoria. Any additional work that needs done will happen during second stage/he’ll do liposuction around my dick if need be.